varietyshow:

These are the best gender neutral new baby greeting cards I have ever seen in my entire life.

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collegehumor:

Superman is there when you need him most. 

Illustrated by Caldwell Tanner —> Get a load of his Drawfee Tumblr where he makes YouTube videos every. single. day.

Posted September 03rd and with 601 notes - via / source - reblog

meatbicyclevevo:

mocking-scoutandjem:

meatbicyclevevo:

meatbicyclevevo:

What’s the definition of a will?

Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway

literally threw my head back in laughter and hit the wall

how did you throw your head it’s connected to you

Posted September 03rd and with 159,736 notes - via / source - reblog

s00tball:

miamiacoda:

DID SOMEONE SERIOUSLY SEND SOMETHING INTO A NEWSPAPER PRETENDING TO BE A MODERN PROFESSOR SNAPE OH MY GOD I’M LAUGHING SO MCUH

Ahahahahaahahahahaha
Yes.

Posted September 03rd and with 179,814 notes - via / - reblog
Filed under: #hp

zephyroh:

image

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Filed under: #oitnb

porpentine:

one of my favorite things is how people talk to themselves in tumblr tags, taking this space designed for metadata classification and using it as a form of parenthetical speech. those grey little tags feel so cozy, a whispered dimension to the flat communication of the net

Posted September 03rd and with 74,936 notes - via / source - reblog

cuddlytogas:

shuttuploki:

cuddlytogas:

has anyone done a hamlet where hamlet wrests the cup from horatio and finishes off the last of the poisoned drink, and then horatio proceeds to lunge after him and try to kiss the poison from his mouth

oh god I was almost crying and then…

Posted September 03rd and with 1,160 notes - via / source - reblog
Filed under: #HEY#HEY DONT DO THIS#LIT

majorlazer27:

fastest way to a girls heart? copious amounts of dangerous and possibly illegal surgical equipment.

Posted September 03rd and with 339 notes - via / source - reblog
Filed under: #rvb#rvb12

hold-a-lover-close:

owlturdcomix:

We go forward.

This is too deep to comprehend.

Posted September 03rd and with 473,737 notes - via / source - reblog
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